WE R LEAVING
fuck all y’all, we out.
kittykatbooty.wordpress.com
tumblr for literates.
suck on an avacado, hoes.
food 4 thought.
what if the doctor who discovers the cure for AIDS decides not to tell anybody about it because he doesn’t want his friends thinking he’s gay?
-Brian
yo the best was in 6th grade when i got my first girlfriend and i drew a picture of her giving me head then my teacher found it and the girl broke up with me
at the time i hated myself but now i am proud. no 6th grader could depict an image like i did. i was ahead of the game
Keeeeevvvyyyyy
Fat Brians always have 0 girlfriends their Senior Year.
-Brian
Fat girls always have boyfriends 10 years their senior.
- Kyle
You (y/uh’e^)
definition: Perverted
ex. Dude…..you
- Kyle
NEW YEARS EVE PLANZ
yo, anyone tryin’ ta get buttfucked at midnight? i’m talking real real dirty nonsense, make you cry shit. raunchy ass anal, pun intended. holla if ya heard, aight?
-Anonymous.
A Message From Our German Friend, Klaus.
Vell it is very nice to meet you, mein full title iz Klaus VonFlugenflausenhammertime, vut you may refer to me simply as Klaus. I am just getting adjusted to your American custom and vay of life, and lemme say, so far I am very confuzed. Vat is oop vit this NBA season ve are havving, amirite or amirite??? I apologize, Klaus does not know what that mean, I heard a man say it to another man as I was using the restroom at the fine American establishment “Buffalo’s Wildest Wings!!!” (editor’s note: we believe he is referring to either Chili’s or Buffalo Wild Wings here, only two places we know he’s been.) Klaus has much to learn before he can leave and return to Mother Deutschland, so expect many more message from Klaus over coming Winter Season! And if you think I type with a stereotypical dialect and clownish accent, then Fick Dich, Arschficker!
-Klaus
WELL TUMBLRBOT since you asked, percocet. Percocet, whiskey, and an ambien or two just to set me off niceeee and slow-like. Excuse me? No that’s not doctor-prescribed. But you’re not my fucking doctor, ARE YOU TUMBLRBOT? Jesus Christ, who asked you anyways? It’s my life, and it’s now or never, okay, I ain’t gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I’m alive…IT’S. MY. LIFE.
-Brian
