WE R LEAVING
fuck all y’all, we out. kittykatbooty.wordpress.com tumblr for literates. suck on an avacado, hoes.
food 4 thought.
what if the doctor who discovers the cure for AIDS decides not to tell anybody about it because he doesn’t want his friends thinking he’s gay? -Brian
juggalobutter: yo the best was in 6th grade when i got my first girlfriend and i drew a picture of her giving me head then my teacher found it and the girl broke up with me at the time i hated myself but now i am proud. no 6th grader could depict an image like i did. i was ahead of the game Keeeeevvvyyyyy
You (y/uh’e^) definition: Perverted ex. Dude…..you - Kyle
NEW YEARS EVE PLANZ
yo, anyone tryin’ ta get buttfucked at midnight? i’m talking real real dirty nonsense, make you cry shit. raunchy ass anal, pun intended. holla if ya heard, aight? -Anonymous.
A Message From Our German Friend, Klaus.
Vell it is very nice to meet you, mein full title iz Klaus VonFlugenflausenhammertime, vut you may refer to me simply as Klaus. I am just getting adjusted to your American custom and vay of life, and lemme say, so far I am very confuzed. Vat is oop vit this NBA season ve are havving, amirite or amirite??? I apologize, Klaus does not know what that mean, I heard a man say it to another man as I was...
Long night. Walk through a major city and tell me that not 98% of the people are weeeeeiiiirrrd duuuude eeewwwwwww. All these jogging dudes, jogging, just to impress their bitchy 30 year old fiances so they can get a handy wandy. But she won’t give it to him because he’s too sweaty. Or how about crazy dude in the plastic chains trippin’ on shroomtasy or the drunk cougs who are...
“ayo gurl, you look like a raisin!”
Brotherhood of the Traveling Ball Gag.
Kyle’s feeling perc-y.
I am praying that before I graduate college, I spot a mainstream porn file in a professors folder during one of those times the professor puts his computer screen on the projector while he looks for some outdated YouTube video he saved to show us - Kyle
Quotes History Forgot: Jesus Edition.
“Yo guys, do you want pepperoni on the whole pizza or just have of it? Because I know Peter won’t eat it, and Thaddeus says he’s not too hungry right now but he’d grab a slice or two. Thomas wants wings but says he doesn’t have any money and I’m still pretty sure he already owes me 5 from last time. Wait, hold up James the Greater is calling me…he said...
you know when you’re in a big scary house and you see those big scary paintings with the big scary eyes that seem to follow you everywhere? …those eyes belong to Kevin. -Kyle and Brian.
KittyKatBooty will now be accepting applications for a female member of our crew. Attached is a list of Dos and Donts. DO: tell us we’re funny. tell us we’re handsome. tell us it’s okay to stare. tell us we can pull off jorts. tell us the Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. DON’T: tell us about your day. tell us about how Miranda is being a bitch again. tell us...
We We We writin’ in the studio, smokin’ on yo’ doobie foes, peanut butter belly rub stick it in yo booty ho. - Kyle
Seasons 1-400. →
we’re running out of ideas for reality TV shows. you know it’s true. what we here at KKB are proposing is the show to end all shows, a reality to end all realities. Simply put, our program “RACE WAR(Z)” will be an athletic and endurance competition filmed live with Olympic-sized proportions. 4 Basic Teams will start, “Whites,” “Blacks,”...
I guess my first post was suppose to be cooler than that or something. Like a creative introduction that introduced me and Brian. But you’ll figure it out and stuff. - Kyle
American Horror Story. If you don’t watch this, you’re like really weird. I kinda don’t understand it but it’s cool because it gives us something to look forward to. Can’t wait until I’m an old lady because I can look forward to like wheel of fortune. Even though I’m a guy, I think it’d be cooler to be an old lady cause they have candy and shit. -...