Kitty Kat Booty

WE R LEAVING

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:25:13 -0500

fuck all y’all, we out.

kittykatbooty.wordpress.com

tumblr for literates.

suck on an avacado, hoes.

food 4 thought.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:59:56 -0500

what if the doctor who discovers the cure for AIDS decides not to tell anybody about it because he doesn’t want his friends thinking he’s gay?

-Brian

Video

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:15:48 -0500

juggalobutter: yo the best was in 6th grade when i got my first girlfriend and i drew a picture of...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:37:04 -0500

juggalobutter:

yo the best was in 6th grade when i got my first girlfriend and i drew a picture of her giving me head then my teacher found it and the girl broke up with me

at the time i hated myself but now i am proud. no 6th grader could depict an image like i did. i was ahead of the game

Keeeeevvvyyyyy

Fat Brians always have 0 girlfriends their Senior Year. -Brian

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:07:10 -0500

Fat Brians always have 0 girlfriends their Senior Year.

-Brian

Fat girls always have boyfriends 10 years their senior. - Kyle

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:54:00 -0500

Fat girls always have boyfriends 10 years their senior.

- Kyle

You (y/uh’e^) definition: Perverted ex. Dude…..you - Kyle

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:50:00 -0500

You (y/uh’e^)

definition: Perverted

ex. Dude…..you

- Kyle

NEW YEARS EVE PLANZ

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:49:42 -0500

yo, anyone tryin’ ta get buttfucked at midnight? i’m talking real real dirty nonsense, make you cry shit. raunchy ass anal, pun intended. holla if ya heard, aight?

-Anonymous.

A Message From Our German Friend, Klaus.

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:15:36 -0500

Vell it is very nice to meet you, mein full title iz Klaus VonFlugenflausenhammertime, vut you may refer to me simply as Klaus. I am just getting adjusted to your American custom and vay of life, and lemme say, so far I am very confuzed. Vat is oop vit this NBA season ve are havving, amirite or amirite??? I apologize, Klaus does not know what that mean, I heard a man say it to another man as I was using the restroom at the fine American establishment “Buffalo’s Wildest Wings!!!” (editor’s note: we believe he is referring to either Chili’s or Buffalo Wild Wings here, only two places we know he’s been.) Klaus has much to learn before he can leave and return to Mother Deutschland, so expect many more message from Klaus over coming Winter Season! And if you think I type with a stereotypical dialect and clownish accent, then Fick Dich, Arschficker!

-Klaus

WELL TUMBLRBOT since you asked, percocet. Percocet, whiskey, and...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:24:08 -0500

WELL TUMBLRBOT since you asked, percocet. Percocet, whiskey, and an ambien or two just to set me off niceeee and slow-like. Excuse me? No that’s not doctor-prescribed. But you’re not my fucking doctor, ARE YOU TUMBLRBOT? Jesus Christ, who asked you anyways? It’s my life, and it’s now or never, okay, I ain’t gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I’m alive…IT’S. MY. LIFE.

-Brian

Childish Tyler.

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:24:39 -0500

Childish Tyler.

Long night. Walk through a major city and tell me that not 98% of the people are weeeeeiiiirrrd...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:14:10 -0500

Long night. Walk through a major city and tell me that not 98% of the people are weeeeeiiiirrrd duuuude eeewwwwwww. All these jogging dudes, jogging, just to impress their bitchy 30 year old fiances so they can get a handy wandy. But she won’t give it to him because he’s too sweaty. Or how about crazy dude in the plastic chains trippin’ on shroomtasy or the drunk cougs who are just looking for some adventure. Yea go girls, cross that street when the red light just turned green. Also, if I guy is staring at a christmasy (uncapitalized bitch) macy’s (uncapitalized bitch) presentation in the window is he weird, or just jolly? Or just asking to get kicked in the gooch. Fuck kicking balls, kick gooches.

Merry Goochmas from Kyle.

“ayo gurl, you look like a raisin!”

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:13:42 -0500

“ayo gurl, you look like a raisin!”

Brotherhood of the Traveling Ball Gag.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:57:10 -0500

Join us!

Kyle’s feeling perc-y.

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:18:48 -0500

Kyle’s feeling perc-y.

Getting cabin butt at Camp Gambino.

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:07:12 -0500

Getting cabin butt at Camp Gambino.

starslinger: chris-goods: A$AP Rocky - Peso (Star Slinger...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:08:50 -0500

starslinger:

chris-goods:

A$AP Rocky - Peso (Star Slinger Refix)

for all my purple people

I am praying that before I graduate college, I spot a mainstream porn file in a professors folder...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 12:26:12 -0500

I am praying that before I graduate college, I spot a mainstream porn file in a professors folder during one of those times the professor puts his computer screen on the projector while he looks for some outdated YouTube video he saved to show us - Kyle

Quotes History Forgot: Jesus Edition.

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:41:00 -0500

“Yo guys, do you want pepperoni on the whole pizza or just have of it? Because I know Peter won’t eat it, and Thaddeus says he’s not too hungry right now but he’d grab a slice or two. Thomas wants wings but says he doesn’t have any money and I’m still pretty sure he already owes me 5 from last time. Wait, hold up James the Greater is calling me…he said he’ll eat but only if we get if from that place downtown. And he wants wings, but every time we order wings for James he never finishes them. Andrew says he’ll eat but he’s on his way back from work so we’d have to wait at least another hour. I’m pretty sure the place closes in 20 minutes. FUCK, this happens every time.”

-Brian

family secrets.

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 18:46:04 -0500

you know when you’re in a big scary house and you see those big scary paintings with the big scary eyes that seem to follow you everywhere?

…those eyes belong to Kevin.

-Kyle and Brian.